i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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