I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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