Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
