youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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