If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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