I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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