she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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