we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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