Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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