Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
is this the sara with the beer cane?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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