Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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