i just made my gag reflex go away.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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