How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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