You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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