I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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