school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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