you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
