chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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