Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
