Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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