Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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