If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
