yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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