But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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