All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Operation Purity has been aborted
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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