He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize