used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Boobs speak an international language.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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