I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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