hell yes lets make some ravioli
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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