So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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