Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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