btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
operation harelip BJ is a go
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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