Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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