i permit you to call me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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