I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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