I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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