im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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