when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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