p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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