There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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