i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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