at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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