they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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