Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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