did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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