i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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