Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dude i'm inner monologue high
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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