I looked at my own cervix.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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