I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
