I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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