This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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