does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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