we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
honey bunches of taint.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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